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 "Carrying your Audience Away on a Lyrical Flood of Melody? ... or using Dull and Lifeless Strings Stuck in the Mud? Try our New Strings for Chapman Stick and Megatar ... And Try Them For Free!"
"Just like brake pads on a car, guitar strings wear out with use. Old guitar strings behave badly -- they lose tuning, lose brightness, and start sounding bleak and out of tune. Old guitar strings also break ...
From the Desk of Traktor Topaz,
near Mount Shasta California,
Dear Two-Handed Tapper,
New Strings? Free? What the Hell?
Let me explain. And let's start with those phony-baloney newscasters on the six o'clock news ...
PHONY-BALONEY NEWS
Have you noticed how the TV is chock-full of alarming hysteria about dreadful hard times?
Look. A lot of this 'news' is sheer puffery, designed to create alarm, because alarm and worry are proven to cause people to watch more news, and remember, those fear-mongers are not really in the news business.
You know their scheme: They're really in the get-more-viewers and sell-more-advertising business. So they blast you daily with the current story, full of doom and gloom, trying to scare you good. Get you cowering in the corner, if they can.
Now, I'd guess that you see right through these jokers.
But still, even in the best of times, it's always nice to save some money, right?
And yet you can't save just stopping all spending, because you have a life, and you have to buy stuff: like milk for the fridge, gas for the car, and strings for your tapping instrument.
And here ... we can help.
For example, think about this -- Wouldn't it be great to find superior, longer-lasting strings? With clear and powerful tone?
And, while you're just thinking here, wouldn't it be nice if they cost $10 less than the prices charged elsewhere?
But wait a minute. This isn't just a pleasant daydream. It's real.
And what's more ... here's where it gets really, really good ... because what if you could even get your new strings for free?
Strings for your Chapman Stick, or strings for your Megatar ... free?
Man oh man, this is your lucky day!
SUPERIOR MOBIUS STRINGS FOR TAPPING INSTRUMENTS
Consider our Mobius 'LongStringers' ...
** Fast becoming the "Tapper's Choice" around the world, because of the vibrant tone, fast shipping, and economical pricing.
** Slightly heavier core of high-speed steel to minimize that 'chiming' sound of lighter strings, yet modest-gauge ratings overall to provide fluid playability.
** Wound with premium nickel-plated steel -- known for it's distinctive clear tone, excellent intonation and reduced fret wear.
** Full 114cm length, longer than standard guitar strings, to fit popular brands of tapping instruments.
** Standard guitar-ball string anchors permits strings to be arrayed in any arrangement or direction, and requires no special 'bass-ball' ferrules on the instrument.
** True-Brass ball-ends exactly dimensionsed to anchor strings securely in ferrules for maximum tuning stability.
** Mobius 'Special Gauges' provides clear articulation, providing a balance of drive and playability.
** High tension winding to maintain tuning consistency throughout every performance.
** Precision manufactured on high-volume industrial equipment to assure consistency and long life.
** Gives you the natural round-wound feel with a "new string tone" that can last three times longer than normal guitar/bass strings.
SAVE MONEY, TOO
** Save $10 over competing brands because our high-volume manufacture allows pricing savings. Our philosophy is that, after you've paid over a thousand dollars for a high-quality instrument, you shouldn't be locked into having to buy excessively-expensive strings. So although we've developed superior strings, we've priced them as affordably as possible, so everyone can have good strings and a great sound!
** Perhaps for these reasons, Mobius is the only manufacturer currently providing dozens of stringsets every month for owners of other tapping instruments.
** Available in two optimized tunings -- BassBottom for fast-learning and ease of play for bass and guitar players. And the Inverted-Fifths bass string tuning popularized by Emmett Chapman for his Chapman Stick.
** On BassBottom tuning, all bass strings are wound to provide consistant 'bass' sound across all six strings. (On the 'Inverted-Fifths' bass-strings tuning favored by Chapman Stick players, just like original Stick strings, we provide four wound and two plain strings.)
** Full 12-string stringsets. (But if you have a ten string Chapman Stick, simply discard the two strings missing from your instrument.)
POWER AND PERFORMANCE
** Power and Performance, Touch and Tone, with a smooth and easy feel, providing months and months of translucent tone.
** String lengths and corewire sizing works with normal tuner machines, and fits both conventional-fret and fanned-fret instruments, such as the Novak Fanned-Fret system for enhanced lows and highs.
** One optimized set of gauges. Use of multiple gauges is not recommended, because to play in tune, resetting intonation after any change of string gauges is required. Since Mobius Megatar instruments arrive with the superior Buzz Feiten Intonation System installed, your playing sounds more 'in tune' than normal guitars or basses (or Sticks). But to preserve this superior sound, you should replace with the same gauges every time. Of course, for Stick players, these strings will sounds as 'in tune' as your instrument is capable of playing.
AND NOW A TWIST IN THE TALE ...
** But in spite of providing superior strings, fast shipping, and favorable pricing ... now the story gets even better ... because now ... you can get these outstanding strings ... for free.
** Here's the deal -- You help us tell the world about our strings and superior designs, and we'll help you by becoming your strings outfitter ... for free. It doesn't get any better than that, and no such offer has ever been made before in the history of Touch-Style music.
** How it works ...
NEW "SHARE THE STRINGS " SYSTEM
WARNING: You will only see this Sign-Up Information ONCE. If you don't sign up now, then you will never see this Signup Information again. (This is a side effect of the program.) If you fail to sign up now for your free strings, then you aren't registered to get them. Period. |
We have developed a unique method so you can get your strings for free, but that's not all. Because you can also offer these outstanding premium tapping instrument strings -- for free -- to all your tapping buddies, too!
Here's how it works ...
- Below, you sign up.
- Then this page will change, and will reveal your own Special-FreebieStrings-Link (which leads anyone back to this same page so they'll see the free strings offer, just as you are seeing it now).
- Add your Special-FreebieStrings-Link to websites or emails, to tell fans and friends how to get tapping instrument strings here, for free.
- When only twenty-four people have come here through your link, this page will show you how to download your strings ... sort of ... you will get a downloaded certificate, worth $29 toward the purchase of Mobius Megatar LongStringers. (You'd pay for shipping, unless you want to come get them.).
- Send us your order by phone or mail or email, using your certificate to pay for the strings, and we'll ship them out just as if you'd bought them for cash.
It's simple, really -- No work. Place link. Get Free Strings in your favorite tuning, either BassBottom (all fourths) or the Inverted-Fifths tuning favored by Chapman Stick players..
One simple link. Add it to your emails, forum posts, forum sigs, website, facebook, myspace, and weblogs. Takes only 3-4 minutes max.
- Special link simply and easily transforms your blog posts, forum posts, website, facebook, even twitter, into your own prize-gathering system. What an easy way to get ahead. Everybody wins ... especially you!
- Place it once, and that's it! It's an automatic money-making system that pays off in books and strings! No muss, no fuss, and no work!
- One simple link, but that link knows it belongs to you. It's unique, and it will count how many times visitors arrive on *your* link!
- Be a hero. Offer the same free books, free strings to your fans, followers, readers, and the visitors to your facebook, myspace, and twitter pages. Enjoy the enhanced reputation of being 'in the know' among your fans and fellow musicians.
- Everyone who visits or reads your posts will want the same gifts, and just by coming to get their gifts, they actually 'create' the free gifts for you.
- It makes everyone want to help you get your gifts so they can get theirs!
- And you're the benefactor, even while you gather these free rewards for yourself!
- Just like fishing, toss out your line, wait just a little bit, and then you see you've won! It's that easy. (Of course, if you don't want to spend 3-4 minutes doing this, then you can spend 3-4 minutes on EBay, and buy these same books and strings, like hundreds of other musicians do. Hey, it's the same 3-4 minutes, so why not get *your* books and strings for free?)
- It's just simple: Why shell out hard-earned money for these unique and valuable books and instrument strings? Not when you can get them for free, and help your friends, too!
- Plus you are helping to spread the wonderful two-handed tapping further into the world of guitar and bass, and you can feel really good about that!
Summary: You visit our special page, which will appear right here on this page, and sign up for the free strings, then you get a special link. Place this link on your sites and communications, and let your friends know how to get the same great strings.
Is that simple and easy?
Set it then just wait a bit. Like fishing. Nothing else required. Three different gifts available. Collect one, or collect all three!
Add interest and value to your website, facebook site, and blogs by providing free gifts to your visitors! As you earn gifts for yourself, you're doing a favor for fans and friends.
Nothing to buy, no obligation. (For free strings, you just cover cost of shipping; unless you want to come and pick them up.) Nothing like this has ever been available in the world of touchstyle, so don't miss it!
WHERE CAN YOU PLACE YOUR 'MAGIC LINK'?
- You can advertise these free gifts in dozens of places, for your fans, followers, and friends. This makes it really easy, and increases interest to your sites and communications. There are just so many places. For example ...
- Your website
Your blog
Your YouTube page
Your Facebook page
Your MySpace page
Your Twitter account
Your forum sigs
Your forum posts
Your Maillist posts
Your private email sigs
Your instant-messaging accounts
Anywhere you appear
Anywhere you communicate
Your band's website
Digg, Stumble, Squidoo, Wordpress.Org articles.
Your promo.
Your email list.
Put it on your mom's website
It's very simple -- No work. Place link. Get Free Strings.
OUR MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE
Money-back Guarantee! (Oh wait. the strings cost you nothing! Well, in that case, you must be completely satisfied, or FIVE TIMES your strings purchase price will be instantly refunded!)
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WHAT YOU GET
A set of our premium 'LongStringers,' extra-length strings made especially for tapping instruments, in your choice of tunings --
- Select our recommended 'BassBottom' tuning for fastest learning and ease, especially if you're a bass-player or guitarist coming to the world of touchstyle; or
- Select the 'Inverted-Fifths' tuning with bass in fifths, that is favored by Chapman Stick players around the world.
Attention Chapman Stick players: These strings work fine for either ten-string or twelve-string Stick instruments.
Collecting your Free Strings:
- Sign up.
- Get your special link.
- Place link on blogs and emails.
It's simple. -- Place Link. Get Free Strings.
But notice -- Limited Time Experiment. We don't know how long we can provide strings for free, nor how popular this offer may become. Face it. Our stock of strings is limited. Offer may be withdrawn or interrupted at any time. So by acting now, you're sure of getting your books and strings, though other folks may miss out.
What are you waiting for? Dancing girls?
Fill in the form, and when you press the Sign-Me-Up button, this page will give you your unique Special-FreebieStrings-Link.
WARNING: You will only see this Sign-Up Information ONE TIME. If you don't sign up now, you will never see this Signup Information again. (This is a side effect of the program.) If you fail to sign up now for your free strings, then you aren't registered to get them. Period. |
Look. It's just a fact. In a few months of playing music, dirt and oil from your hands tarnish your strings. They lose brightness, and sound dull and lifeless. Washing your hands helps, but the natural stretching of your strings inevitably means ... you have to buy new strings, or sound like crap.
That's just life. But the folks here at Mobius Megatar are working to make your world just a little better. So grab this offer today. It's like a contest, except you know you'll win.
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PS: why is Mobius Megatar so quickly becoming the fastest-growing tapping instrument brand? Why do some folks call us the Touchstyle Maverick? Could it be that we are startling the tapping world with giving away this new method to get two-handed tapping books and specialty guitar strings ... at no cost? Holy cow! You can get these great books, and new strings for your tapping instrument, and it didn't cost even a penny! Our unusual money-back guarantee makes it even sweeter, because you get to keep your money in your pocket! (Because it's free!)
REMEMBER: You will only see this Sign-Up Information THIS ONE TIME ONLY. If you don't sign up now, then you will never see this Signup Information again. (This is a side effect of the program.) If you fail to sign up now for your free strings, then you aren't registered to get them. Period. |
Act now, and get going. This offer can be withdrawn at any time.
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